Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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