I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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