Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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