i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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