that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?