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• (616): View more from Michigan

  And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go

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• (914): View more from New York

  I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...

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  she's gonna get diseases

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• (626): View more from California

  I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.

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• (818): View more from California

  He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers

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• (904): View more from Florida

  My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.

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• (212): View more from New York

  You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM

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