i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?