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I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.

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(773): I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne. http://tfl.nu/lh1l

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Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?

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Remember that time you hooked up with him?

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(908): Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit? (617) Remember that time you hooked up with him? http://tfl.nu/yz0c

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i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

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(734): i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left. http://tfl.nu/94x2

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Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?

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(250): Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep? http://tfl.nu/pboz

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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.

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(310): my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me. http://tfl.nu/1ci0

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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?

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(618): i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right? http://tfl.nu/y3vu

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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.

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(301): look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship. http://tfl.nu/j0tt

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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers

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(615): i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers http://tfl.nu/7wrv

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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.

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(973): So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on. http://tfl.nu/d9b8

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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.

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(919): So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma. http://tfl.nu/it54

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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well

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(785): I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well http://tfl.nu/c3um

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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.

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(814): This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off. http://tfl.nu/kq64

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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...

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(301): I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened... http://tfl.nu/z902

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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position

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(405): That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position http://tfl.nu/yl9k

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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers

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(818): You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers http://tfl.nu/8klr

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