sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.