We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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