id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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