it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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