How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Enjoy the penises
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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