hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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