Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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