she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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