Duck Duck Cougar?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You've changed since you got that strap on
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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