Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He passed out mid-signature
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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