it was like his penis was on wheels.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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