Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think your dad took our porno
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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