I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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