Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wish I only lived at night.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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