Dual....:-)
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Randomize
