3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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