Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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