I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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