I think scott just propositioned me for sex
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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