never play flip cup with pint glasses
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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