these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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