I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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