I wanna bring you to show and tell
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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