one word: firstdatebathroomanal
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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