I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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