dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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