I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
