i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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