is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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