but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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