Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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