sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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