you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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