is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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