what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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