Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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