your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
