AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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