remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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