why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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