This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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