I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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