Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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