I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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