My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize