Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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