You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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