oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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