I think i sorta joined a cult last night
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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