Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
You can't motorboat a personality
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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