Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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